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Lydia's
Pub
January
26th, 2007
CFCR
Fundraiser
It was a frigid January evening in Saskatchewan, but the action
was HOT HOT HOT at Lydia's Pub in Saskatoon!!
Considering the arctically cold conditions, the first UBK Trial
By Fire Challenge of 2008 saw a great turnout, with 6 die hard chileheads
testifying for the prize and the respect of chileheads around the
world.
Round 1
The action started out fast and furious,but by the second Serial Killer
laced wing, CFCR's resident "tough guy" Theo Kivol was tapping
out, he'd had enough. Congratulations to Theo for even sitting at
the Judgement Table, it is not for the faint of heart. Uncle Big still
says he's a wimp though!
The end of the first round saw a second casualty as our one female
participated decided that the infernal heat was more than she could
bear, especially after Uncle Big informed her the second round of
wings would be hotter. She bowed out graciously and triumphantly to
procure mass quantities of milk to quench the fire.
Round 2
The second round saw the remaining four contestants endure an even
more excruciating concoction, a special Reserve recipe donated by
Sam Shivji at Hatari Bros. just for the CFCR Event. An evil little
Congo Pepper mash added to the already mind blowingly hot UBK Serial
Killer raised the bar even higher. Two of the four remaining participants
bowed out, unable to finish the hellfire poultry, leaving only two
for the final round...or so we thought.
 Suddenly,
as time expired on the second round, the mohawk sporting contestant,
suddenly stood and declared, "I'm out", and left the Judgement
Table leaving but one remaining defendent, Sean MadMan Malloy.
Ordinarily, the jury would find the last man standing the winner of
the Challenge, but a surprise bit of evidence was presented by the
MadMan himself. Much to Uncle Big's surprise and the Lydia's patrons,
MadMan felt that it was only a "tie" if he were not to carry
on to "final deliberations" and wanted to proceed with the
contest.
Round 3
Most humans would be
touched by MadMan's need to feel vindicated and go easy on the poor
guy, having already endured 10 of the hottest wings in Canada, but
not Uncle Big.
He pulled out his "execution round" sauce and liberally
brushed it on the last five wings. As the crowd cheered, MadMan methodically
stripped all five wings to the bone with only the odd whince and curse
word in Uncle Big's direction, but MadMan never faultered.
So,
without further ado, allows us to present the winner of the First
Annual CFCR UBK Trial By Fire Chicken Wing Challenge Winner and
two time undefeated Champion...
SEAN MADMAN MALLOY!!!
Who will dethrone the MadMan from Saskatoon?
Will it be you?
There
can be only one!!
Who's next?
What's at stake?
Uncle Big's Trial By Fire gear will go to the winner of the competition.
These shirts are not available for purchase and can only be WON
at this event.
This is a very rare prize giving it's recipient undisputed bragging
rights for having a mouth of steel and a cast iron digestive system!
If you think you have the testicular, or ovarian fortitude (ladies
are encouraged to compete) to join the elite ranks of Uncle Big's
Legion of Pain by going three rounds with the hottest wings in Canada...
BRING IT ON!!
UBK
Trial By Fire - Pocket's Sports Bar, Yorkton, SK
Interested
in hosting your own UBK Chicken Wing Trial By Fire?
Drop Uncle Big a line by clicking his head below!
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