Pocket's
Sports Bar, Yorkton, SK
November 10th, 2007
As
a prelude to Remembrance Day, Uncle Big was invited by Shayne Yasinski
(Chef Shayne) to Yorkton, SK for Saskatchewan's 1st UBK Trial By
Fire.
The trial started out with a field of nine defendents cutting across
several demographics, showing that the appeal of fiery foods is
all encompassing.
The first round saw, four of the nine drop out, congrats to them
for making it as far as they did.
Round 2
The
five remaining contestants were subjected to an unfortunate kitchenmis-step
where they actually diluted the Serial Killer TBF sauce with Uncle
Big's original wing sauce, giving the contestants a bit of a reprive
from the heat, unbenounced to Uncle Big. It was still hot, but not
the excruciating heat that was expected. The impending third round
was enough for one more contestant to drop out leaving a final four.
Round 3
With the final four in place, the final round came
and went with all four remaining for the final 5 minute hands down
challenge. As the five minutes expired, it looked like Uncle Big
had to go to the stop watch to decide the winner in this event.
Winner...
Sean "Mad Man" Malloy
Sean made a three hour solo trek from Saskatoon all the way to Yorkton,
just for the bragging rights to be crowned the UBK Trial By Fire
Challenge Winner. How's that for confidence??
Sean received the limited edition T-shirt and a signed bottle of
Uncle Big's Serial Killer Private Reserve along with the adoration
of all the chilehead's out there.
What's at stake?
Uncle Big's Trial By Fire gear will go to the winner of the competition.
These shirts are not available for purchase and can only be WON
at this event.
This is a very rare prize giving it's recipient undisputed bragging
rights for having a mouth of steel and a cast iron digestive system!
If you think you have the testicular, or ovarian fortitude (ladies
are encouraged to compete) to join the elite ranks of Uncle Big's
Legion of Pain by going three rounds with the hottest wings in Canada...
BRING IT ON!!
Rules
of UBK Trial By Fire engagement: 1.
Gloves MUST be worn for the duration of the event, diapers are optional
but encouraged.
2. Contestants MUST sign a UBK Release Form.
3. Asthmatics and those with respiratory issues are NOT to compete!
No exceptions. We're serious. You could die.
4. 5 wings will be served and must be consumed within 4 minutes,
which will be followed by a 2 minute break.
5. After the 2 minute break, 5 more wings will be served and must
be consumed within 2 minutes.
6. After the 2 minute round of wings, contestants will be relieved
of any refreshments.
6. Contestants will then place hands, palms down on the table for
5 minutes.
7. Lifting a hand or hands off the table for any reason, will result
in immediate disqualification.
8. If more than one contestant survives the duration, there will
be a sudden death roundcontestant that consumed all the wings first
wins.
9. ANY amount of vomiting will cause immediate disqualification,
and the individual is responsible for cleaning it up.
Self contained urination or defacation will not be a disqualifier,
providing the contestant does not remove their hands during the
process.
You won't be disqualified, but you just won't be that popular with
the rest of the competitors.
(These rules were created by Uncle Big's buddies
at Defcon Sauces LLC, the innovators of the Defcon Death Match,
but modified by Uncle Big to be more sporting)
Who's
Next??
Interested
in hosting your own UBK Chicken Wing Trial By Fire?
Drop Uncle Big a line by clicking his head below!
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