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Saskatchewan's
1st UBK Trial By Fire Winner...
Sean "Mad Man" Malloy
Sean made a three hour solo trek from Saskatoon
all the way to Yorkton, just for the bragging rights to be crown
the UBK Trial By Fire Challenge Winner.
Sean received the limited edition T-shirt and a signed bottle of
Uncle Big's Serial Killer Private Reserve along with the adoration
of all the chilehead's out there.
 What's
at stake?
Uncle
Big's Trial By Fire gear will go to the winner of the competition.
These shirts are not available for purchase and can only be WON
at this event.
As well, Uncle Big will throw in a signed bottle of UBK Serial Killer,
just to sweeten the pot.
This is a very rare prize giving it's recipient undisputed bragging
rights for having a mouth of steel and a cast iron digestive system!
If you think you have the testicular, or ovarian fortitude (ladies
are encouraged to compete) to join the elite ranks of Uncle Big's
Legion of Pain by going 5 minutes with the Serial Killer, BRING
IT ON!!
UBK Trial
By Fire Event Archive
UBK
Trial By Fire - Pocket's Sports Bar, Yorkton, SK
UBK
Trial By Fire - Lydia's Pub, Saskatoon, SK
Rules
of UBK Trial By Fire engagement:
1. Gloves MUST be worn for the duration of the event, diapers are
optional but encouraged.
2. Contestants MUST sign a UBK Release Form.
3. Asthmatics and those with respiratory issues are NOT to compete!
No exceptions. We're serious. You could die.
4. 10 wings will be served and must be consumed within 4 minutes,
which will be followed by a 2 minute break.
5. After the 2 minute break, 5 more wings will be served and must
be consumed within 2 minutes.
6. After the 2 minute round of wings, contestants will be relieved
of any refreshments.
6. Contestants will then place hands, palms down on the table for
5 minutes.
7. Lifting a hand or hands off the table for any reason, will result
in immediate disqualification.
8. If more than one contestant survives the duration, there will
be a sudden death roundcontestant that consumed all the wings first
wins.
9. ANY amount of vomiting will cause immediate disqualification,
and the individual is responsible for cleaning it up.
Self contained urination or defacation will not be a disqualifier,
providing the contestant does not remove their hands during the
process.
You won't be disqualified, but you just won't be that popular with
the rest of the competitors.
(These rules were created by Uncle Big's buddies at Defcon Sauces
LLC, the innovators of the Death Match, but modified by Uncle Big
to be more sporting)
Loved
by few...hated by many...RESPECTED BY ALL!!!
Uncle
Big unleashed his unbridled fury on Saskatchewan with the very
first UBK Chicken Wing "Trial By Fire" at Pocket's Sports
Bar in Yorkton, SK on November 11th!
It was a November to Remember, that's for sure.
Interested
in hosting your own UBK Chicken Wing Trial By Fire?
Drop Uncle Big a line by clicking his head below!
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