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What's at stake?
Uncle Big's Trial By Fire gear will go to the winner of the competition.
These shirts are not available for purchase and can only be WON
at this event.
This is a very rare prize giving it's recipient undisputed bragging
rights for having a mouth of steel and a cast iron digestive system!
If you think you have the testicular, or ovarian fortitude (ladies
are encouraged to compete) to join the elite ranks of Uncle Big's
Legion of Pain by going 5 minutes with the Serial Killer,
BRING IT ON!!
UBK
Trial By Fire Event Archive
UBK
Trial By Fire - Pocket's Sports Bar, Yorkton, SK
UBK Trial By Fire - Lydia's
Pub, Saskatoon, SK
Rules
of Engagement
1.
Gloves MUST be worn for the duration of the event, diapers are optional
but encouraged.
2. Contestants MUST sign a UBK Release Form.
3. Asthmatics and those with respiratory issues are NOT to compete!
No exceptions. We're serious. You could die.
4. 5 wings will be served and must be consumed within 4 minutes,
which will be followed by a 2 minute break.
5. After the 2 minute break, 5 more wings will be served and must
be consumed within 2 minutes.
6. After the 2 minute round of wings, contestants will be relieved
of any refreshments.
6. Contestants will then place hands, palms down on the table for
5 minutes.
7. Lifting a hand or hands off the table for any reason, will result
in immediate disqualification.
8. If more than one contestant survives the duration, the contestant
that consumed all the wings first in the final round wins.
9. ANY amount of vomiting will cause immediate disqualification,
and the individual is responsible for cleaning it up.
Self contained urination or defacation will not be a disqualifier,
providing the contestant does not remove their hands during the
process.
You won't be disqualified, but you just won't be that popular with
the rest of the competitors.
(These rules were created by Uncle Big's buddies
at Defcon Sauces LLC, the innovators of the Defcon Death Match,
but modified by Uncle Big to be more sporting)
Interested
in hosting your own UBK Chicken Wing Trial By Fire?
Drop Uncle Big a line by clicking his head below!
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